the curious case of benjamin button chapter 1

what would you have done if you were Roger Button in chapter 1?

I would have told the nurse that what is she trying to do. That stop playing this joke on me and to give me my real son or am call the cops.I would not belive that it was my son until my wife would tell me that the baby came out of her and that it was not a joke. But if she told me that it was then i would have got him some clothes and told him that if any body asks him who he is that he would say that he was a long lost uncle that was fighting in the war and can back. That he should not call me dad at all unless we were alone and that not to act like a little kid to act like a old tried old man. Thats what i would do if i was Roger Button.